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08 April 2011
Fredrick "French" Fry

Fredrick "French" Fry, 13(days), died at 1:24 PM, April 7th from injuries sustained in an accidental fall from a Burger King container sitting on a desk.

French was born March 25th in a Boise, Idaho potato processing plant contracted by Burger King. French was a veteran of the ongoing Deep Fryer war, and sustained massive burns over 100% of his body while serving. He never allowed his wounds to hinder him, however, from being a model citizen, and his friends could always count on his sharp wit to keep them smiling.

French is joined in death by 42 siblings, all cleaved from the same spud.

Services will be held in about 3 minutes at the waste can near the office window. In lieue of sending flowers, the family requests that donations be sent to the "Trans Fat Research Institute" to aid in the production of healthy lard and lard derivitives.

French, you are gone but not forgotten. Rest in peace, our friend.




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Re: Fredrick "French" Fry
Man down, I repeat, we have a man down!
Posted by doug s on April 8, 2011 at 11:36 AM

Re: Fredrick "French" Fry
"In lieuE of sending flowers, the family requests that donations be sent to the "Trans Fat Research Institute" to aid in the production of healthy lard and lard derivItives."

Should read
"In lieu of sending flowers, the family requests that donations be sent to the "Trans Fat Research Institute" to aid in the production of healthy lard and lard derivAtives."

I think the great man deserves a properly worded obituary, n'est-ce pas?
Posted by Picky eater on January 9, 2012 at 2:21 PM

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